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Paint giant exclamations points on white walls of an exhibition space. Dress in my Sunday best and greet people excitedly as they enter the room, ask them questions as if they are friends I have not seen for a long time, escort them out and ask them to come again.

Place a giant trough of fortune cookies in the middle of room, with a sign that says "Take one." On the wall in front of the view have a giant T-chart that says "true" on one side and "untrue" on the other. Provide tape for people to tape their fortune on one side of the chart. -It could also be a t-chart with all the answers you find in a magic eight ball.

Screen print "No mames." on enough sheets of cardstock to cover an entire room. See if anyone takes them. 

Create mini exhibitions inside of those old picture views for kids. 

Create a video of myself in a gold swimsuit attempting to do a double somersault off of a diving board into a pool, over and over and over again. Have a screenprinted take away that says, "No mames."

On one wall write the words, "Why should I praise you for working like a dog?" on the other wall have screenprinted take aways that say "you're a human." a variety of ways. (I.e. "you're human," you are a human.""you a human") On the opposite wall write, "be human with me."

Paint portraits of houses. Do it really well.

Make a request box. Take requests. When enough requests are collected, host an event to play/do all requests. Request only party.

Create a single colored heart piñata. Fill with confetti. Puncture the piñata and let all the confetti pour out. Carefully repair the piñata using a different color tissue paper. Sweep up confetti and funnel it back in the piñata. Repeat until the piñata is an array of different colors where it has been patched. 

Organize a sewing circle to create "dream pillows." Ask people to submit "dreams" in writing. Insert in pillows. Sew closed. Sit with individuals as you sew their pillows shut and discuss with them their dreams and aspirations.

Invite people to write insecurities on pieces of paper. Create a giant smiley face pinata. Destroy it.

Fill explosive tear drop shaped pinatas with sequins. Blow them up. 

Fill a pinata with positive fortunes. 

Create intricate miniature pinatas with beautiful written love letters enclosed. Sell or give them away. Create #hashtag where people can post letters inclosed if they decide to open pinatas.

Host a series of dances. Prepare collectible, well-designed dance cards for attendees. 

Choose a neighborhood. Take a scrape sample of paint color from each building and store in magnifying slide. Archive. 

Start a children's literature book club. Create an activity to go with each book out of readily available supplies. Put on activities on TPT.

Rent a roll-off dumpster. Build a dumpster pool. Host a block party. Empty pool. Fill with trash. Have the roll-off dumpster picked up.

Have a weekly artist showcase where an artist sits in the window and people are free to ask questions about their work, life, etc. None of their work is present. Just the artist. Maybe showcase work at a later date - or not.

Interview artist in pools, serve pool snacks.

Have friends create 30 min playlist. Put them on old MP3 players. Check them out to people to listen to on their walk/runs.

Create ornate bird masks and photograph people wearing them in the desert. 

Stick and poke tattoos in complete silence.

Create a "Remind" that notifies people to embrace. 

Invite volunteers to dance in an old abandoned house lit from the inside. Give each dancer perimeters. Have a choreographed interlude to give it a lil' structure.